This Old Man Had The Best Response After Being Approached By A Girl At The Bar

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  • Published on:  Thursday, August 9, 2018
  • This Old Man Had The Best Response After Being Approached By A Girl At The Bar


    A 71-year-old man is having a drink in a chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous 19-year-old girl enters and sits down a few seats away.
    The girl is so attractive that he just can not take his eyes off her. After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approached him.
    Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone:
    “I will do anything you would like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it does not matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want 100 dollars, and there’s another condition”.
    Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.
    “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
    The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman. He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 ten-dollar bills in her
    outstretched hand.
    He then looks her square in the eye, and says slowly and clearly: “Paint my house.


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  • Landon Warsmith
    Landon Warsmith  2 hours ago

    If she was in a BAR, how did he know she's 19?...

  • Charlie Amabile
    Charlie Amabile  5 hours ago

    Before I listen any further, let me guess: she's a PROSTITUTE.

  • Judy Woodard
    Judy Woodard  5 hours ago

    That was a GOOD ONE! YOU go Old Timer!!!

  • Edward j j
    Edward j j  6 hours ago

    Paint my house -flip the burgers bake some cookies No cookies No deal

  • Ali Aljanabi
    Ali Aljanabi  6 hours ago

    King Ali Aljanabi Danmark

  • Pete Medina
    Pete Medina  13 hours ago

    Damn that was Frickin hilarious.

  • Adirolf The Moodswinger

    Nice lol

  • Kasper Petersen
    Kasper Petersen  15 hours ago

    Not funny, because it never happened.

  • Alisa Lauzon
    Alisa Lauzon  16 hours ago

    Paint my house!!! Lol..

  • Anthony Davis
    Anthony Davis  16 hours ago

    #LarryTheCableGuy I don't care who you are,, That's funny right there !

  • Mazie G
    Mazie G  19 hours ago

    Not that funny and old as hell.

    • Mazie G
      Mazie G  3 hours ago

      glenncountry ...Hmmm...and here I thought a scrooge was a selfish greedy person,not someone who doesn't find an old mediocre joke very humorous.

    • glenncountry
      glenncountry  8 hours ago

      Mazie G : ms scrooge

  • Mark Baker
    Mark Baker  21 hours ago

    He was getting a woody.

  • Maxwell Speedwell
    Maxwell Speedwell  23 hours ago

    Old joke. Get some new material.

  • Stpaulfinest
    Stpaulfinest  23 hours ago

    First of all this didn’t happen in the go ain’t no 71yr old and no hot 19 yr old is going to have a conversation like that. (Paint teach right lmao).

  • J.J JR.
    J.J JR.  yesterday

    Classy & Nice 👍

  • Internet Explorer

    quadruple that money is what i would have said

  • TANGLDWEB
    TANGLDWEB  yesterday +1

    This paints the picture of when you F*ck with Old Men 🤣

  • BLE SCH
    BLE SCH  yesterday +1

    When she comes to his house he's gonna paint her ass good

  • Sheila Starks
    Sheila Starks  yesterday

    That's was a good one, LOL!!!

  • Shawn McClinton

    A 19 year old girl? I thought you have to be 21 to enter a bar